as kept by the Clerk of the Tribunal, 1996–present
| No. | Matter | Disposition | Clerk's note |
|---|---|---|---|
| 96-001 | In re Pepperoni | Upheld | The first matter. Heard to establish that the court could agree on something. It could. |
| 97-003 | People v. Anchovy | Acquitted 12–0 | The jury was hungry. Rule 4 written the following week. |
| 97-004 | In re Pineapple | Pending | Hearing No. 1,400 scheduled for Thursday. The Chief Justice has asked the clerk to stop counting aloud. |
| 99-011 | Olives (Black) v. Olives (Green) | Settled | The parties agreed to appear together, on alternate slices. |
| 01-002 | Ketchup | Refused | Some things are not for courts. |
| 03-019 | In re Extra Cheese | Allowed, with conditions | Condition: "within reason." The court declined to define reason. |
| 04-007 | The Matter of the Folded Slice | No jurisdiction | Folding is a method. |
| 08-013 | Corn | Pending | Joined to In re Pineapple at the request of both parties, who wanted company. |
| 12-001 | The Crust People v. The Crust Leavers | Mistrial | The jury ate the evidence during a recess. |
| 16-020 | In re Honey, Drizzled | Allowed | Unanimous. The Chief Justice wept a little, from happiness. Struck from the record at her request; restored at the jury's. |
| 19-008 | Dunmore v. Pizza | Dismissed, lack of standing | Milk is not a topping. The court drank it anyway. |
| 19-008a | Brannigan, amicus curiae | Received | The casserole was excellent. The brief was also excellent. |
| 21-004 | Vantage v. Mushrooms | Withdrawn | Photograph pending. Still. |
| 23-016 | In re a Fried Egg in the Middle | Allowed | "Breakfast is a time, not a rule." — the Chief Justice. |
| 26-001 | In re Whatever's Left | Pending | Filed by the Complaints Department of a website, which asks whether leftovers may be tried together. The court has asked to see the leftovers. |